As I was browsing through the online news today, as if there is any newspapers these days, I noticed an article about Paris Hilton and her new boyfriend going to the beach on yet another Hawaiin holiday – awwww how nice. I noticed quite a few articles here and there since her gay slur. I […]
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Death By Chocolate
This post is going to be short and to the point. I picked the title of this post by the manner in which I would like to go out in and I can’t think of a better way to go. Well maybe laying in Ewan McGregor’s fiery embrace, but I’ll take what I can get. […]
I Love the 80′s
Growing up in middle class America, I can honestly say I had it good. Me and my siblings had an all-American upbringing in the 80′s, which was a great time to be a kid. We played outside til dark, got ICEEs every chance we got, went on trips to Disneyland, and went camping with our […]
Don’t Drink The Kool Aid
I am an open minded, card carrying Democrat. Some of my closest friends are gay and I would not want to see them disrespected, gay or not. I also have no problem with religious differences. If you wanna bow your head and pray to satan than that’s your business a long as you don’t involve […]
A High Fructose Life
Why on earth is everything I pick up in a store loaded with high fructose corn syrup? I steer clear of this nasty concoction whenever I can but sometimes I buy a product and realize that it’s there and I hadn’t paid attention to the label. Corn syrup is the main culprit of the world’s […]
Monster Mother
I ran across an article today about child killer Susan Smith and her attempts at suicide with a razor blade. How she got a razor blade in jail, I do not know. I, for one, am happy she did not succeed. She should live with her actions til the day she dies. I remember when […]
Richard the 3rd I Am I Am
If you have any knowledge of English history, you undoubtedly know who Richard the 3rd is. He is one of histories biggest villains ever, and rightfully so if all the is written about him is to be believed. In Shakespeare’s play “Richard III” he is depicted as bloodthirsty with a hunchback, a withered arm, and […]
You Better Redneckognize
Honey Boo Boo? Where does one start? I see Anna Nicole Smith has been reincarnated already. First of all I come from the south – Louisiana to be exact. Very southern. Blanche Deveraux southern. This is why I don’t feel so guilty talking about their redneckedness. We do not all talk like this or act […]
In Der Schweiz
I am going to save a lot of time for you and me by not writing this in German or French. I’m not sure I could if I wanted to. That being said, let’s talk about Switzerland. It’s breathtakingly beautiful and the people are friendly but it is VERY expensive. I was warned and I […]
