I know it’s been a whole month since I last blogged and I am such a bad blogger. Terrible in fact. Life can go at such a hectic pace and bring about new ‘developments’ that very little time is left for blogging. With that being said, the Blanche Devereaux in me is starting to resurface […]
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Call Me Psychic
There’s nothing like an end of the world prediction to bring out all the loons. My only fear on December 21st is braving the holiday crowd and dealing with all the nutcases spelling the doom and gloom, not the end itself. Well, I’m usually one of the cynics predicting disaster but not this time.Should you […]
The Best Medicine
In an attempt to lighten the mood a bit and not think about this grim world, let’s talk about laughter. It may be too soon for some after tragedy but, in my humble opinion, the world needs a big dose of comic relief. Well, at least mine does. Laughter is what keeps me sane. Really […]
Trash Talk
I was having a lovely chat with a friend of mine today and when I say ‘lovely’, I mean tacky. I may seem like the epitome of class and decorum, grace and style, but when I get around certain people, all that changes. It’s like going from Julia Sugarbaker to Anna Nicole Smith within seconds.It’s […]
Business As Usual
Some days like today go smoothly and I am so appreciative of those days but it’s only 2:30 in the afternoon so I won’t hold my breath. Let’s just go with the flow today and hope the bottom doesn’t fall out, shall we? The Christmas Spirit is with me today, a holiday-obsessed friend of mine […]
A Little Poppycock
Today a friend of mine suggested I get a Vajazzle as a way to spice up my rather unexciting, weary existence. This is also the same person who thought I needed a Le Whif, which is an inhaler that makes you smell chocolate instead of actually eating it. Let the good times roll, I say. […]
Mixed Bag
It’s mindboggling how fast life can go to hell in a handbasket. No matter what you planned, life is life and you have to roll with the punches. As they say, if your life doesn’t have ups and downs then you’re dead. That is true but why, oh why, when something good happens is the […]
It’s a Hard Knocks Life
Winter is finally upon us here in Germany. Today is one of those cold, slushy days where it’s snowing but it doesn’t stay on the ground. It just leaves a big old sh***y mess. It looks like someone spilled a big ICEE. Anyways, on to more important things like my blog for instance. I would […]
Cup of Tea?
It’s amazing how swimmingly well some days go while others go to hell in a handbasket. I accomplished everything I set out to – a rare feat. It’s easier for me to sleep at night knowing the day was filled with productivity. Maybe that’s why I don’t sleep so well at night. I remember hearing […]
Stupider and Stupidest
Are we getting more stupid? At least that was the headline of an article I read today, actually browsed. Here it is if you are interested. Amazingly, without reading the article, I knew the answer – a resounding “YES.” My first thought was that “more stupid” wasn’t correct and that “stupider” was incorrect but I […]
