It’s amazing how swimmingly well some days go while others go to hell in a handbasket. I accomplished everything I set out to – a rare feat. It’s easier for me to sleep at night knowing the day was filled with productivity. Maybe that’s why I don’t sleep so well at night. I remember hearing Reba McEntire talk about how she tries to cram as much as she can into a day. At least she fit in “Get rid of mall hair.” I guess it’s the southerner in me but I’ve always liked her despite my distaste for country though she does kinda sound like an overachiever. Slow down Red, you’re making me feel lazy.

Speaking of  overachieving, I still have so many books to read on the backburner. I admit, I have book lust. There’s no other way to describe it. Maybe soon I’ll get to tackle the Antichrist and a Cup of Tea, which I thought would be a flimsy, pamphlet-like book that I could read in a day. It’s actually an in-depth study based on the theory that Prince Charles is the Antichrist. I know that sound laughable but let’s keep all options open shall we. I’ll let you know what I found out. If he is I will sound my Antichrist alarm. It’s very shrill with flashing lights. You can’t miss it. Cup a tea anyone? Though people actually think Obama is the Antichrist and he seems to fit the bill pretty close due to his position, charisma and people willing to worship him. Yep, pretty close but I’m not saying he is or he isn’t. It’s not yet time to for him to reveal himself but while we are waiting, it is fun to guess. A friend of mine thinks it’s the Pope. He is creepy looking but that alone doesn’t really mean anything. He doesn’t seem charming to me, which will be the Antichrist’s trademark. He does fit the bill in that he will not desire women. He’s not supposed to but I don’t really know he feels in that regard. Maybe I should ask my partner since he’s met him. The Germans are really proud of him so I’m not gonna flaunt that theory in the streets. I don’t need to be deported.

I don’t know how I got on the topic of the Antichrist. I’m just writing as I go and my mind happened to turn in that direction unsurprisingly. I think that’s what you call “free form” writing. It’s basically brainstorming without any corrections just like forming a joke for stand-up comedy. I have to correct it though or it will knaw at me until I do. I am such a Grammar Nazi. Again, no offense to the Germans. I meant it with the utmost respect. Let’s talk about the British again for a moment. I ordered that book Celebrate by Pippa Middleton just out of curiosity. Let’s see what recipes and ideas she has for the holidays. Pippa is Kate Middleton’s sister, by the way. I didn’t like her at first but I’m starting to warm to her. Yes, I do like Pippa. I hear it’s filled, unsurprisingly, with English recipes. I hope it’s not filled with haggis recipes or 101 ways to make tea. Well, so be it. Let’s have cup of tea