Strange Post

I was flippin’ through the news looking for some fodder for my post, something interesting to talk about. I got nothin’. All I came away with was the fact that Honey Boo Boo’s mom actually had more than one man find her attractive, there is a actually a market for a Hulk Hogan sex tape and overbotoxed Kim Kardashian is exploding at the seams, literally, and people seem to love it, me included. Don’t people just love to watch other people get their just desserts? mmmmm….desserts. Speaking of just deserts, Obama got a big serving in the debates. I loved that term “just desserts”. It sounds sweet but it aint. Romney will get his if he evicts Big Bird from his nest but he’s getting so much heat that I don’t think it will happen. Anyways, enough about those people. If I never hear about any of the aforementioned people again that would not hurt me in the slightest bit. Sadly enough, those idiots are raking in the dough. I need a money making plan. The Pet Shop Boys song “Opportunity” comes to mind. Let’s make lots of money. I’m not the greedy type. I just have expensive taste unfortunately. I need to save up for that facelift when the time comes. I don’t think I can go through the rest of my life looking like Droopy the dog. That also brings to mind the boob job I would like to get eventually. I know I sound vain but it’s hard for females when their looks start to go. In fact it’s a crushing blow to the ego. While I may look good for my age, I’m not what I once was. I know the truth. It’s cruel but it does even the playing field somewhat. If I had the money, I’d probably go into a frenzy and nip and tuck everything. Maybe it’s a good thing I’m poor because with my luck I would probably end up looking like Jocelyn Wildenstein or Pete Burns. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I just know I’m gonna end up like Blanche Devereaux and have my grandkids call me mom. I can’t imagine being a grandmother. Hopefully I have a few more years til that happens. I know this seems to be a strange post with no direction and it is. I’m just rambling, so I will quit for now. I think tomorrow’s post will be in the love & romance department. Something that warms the heart and takes us away from politics for a change. No more talk of Hillbillies out of Deliverance, crooked politicians or Armenian shills. In the immortal words of Jackie DeShannon “What the world needs now is love sweet love.” Peace