Something is Rotten in the State of Denmark

After a long, stressful week it’s finally Friday. With the last bit of strength I can muster, I think I’m gonna do a cartwheel. Maybe not since I still need it to fold laundry with. With so much going on in the world, this is no time for cartwheels. The world’s lost it’s freakin’ mind. Reading the news is almost heartbreaking. Btw, I’m feeling a little spiteful today because of hormonal situations, so I’m just gonna let whoever gets in my way have it. I just happened to see an article about the talentless Kelly Osbourne and her $250,000 manicure. The price is due to having crushed diamonds in the nail polish, making them sparkle. If I wanted that effect, I would go buy me some sparkly stuff at the drugstore for maybe a buck. She already looks as good as she’s gonna look and she is not gonna look any better no matter how much money she throws at herself. She still looks and acts like her vile witch of a mother. I know it’s her money but how can anyone in good conscience spend money like that on something so frivolous – more money than sense! Flipping through the paper tabloids choices for entertainment are limited. It’s usually about the worthless Kardashian family that will sell their souls for a nickel. I cant decide which I hate more, Kim or that hag of a mom. And if I have to see one more article on creepy Suri Cruise I’m gonna hurl. Moving over to the political topics, we have this clown destroying the U.S. and his fool face shows up on Letterman and The View during times of turmoil. The middle east wants us to convert to Sharia Law and form a New World Order. Sorry, but  don’t look good in a burqa and no thank you, I don’t want the mark of the beast. I’m so tired of seeing Obama and his wife, The Grinch. She wants to get on her soapbox and telling everyone what to eat and how to live their life. I would sooner take tips from Dog the Bounty Hunter. At least he has more style and grace. Too bad Ron Paul isn’t gonna make it or better yet, RuPaul. Oh, well, there’s always Chillary in 2016 unless Obama tries something shfty and becomes our permanent leader. People think I’m joking when I say that. Oh well, enough crankiness for one evening. I will have something more of substance instead of a rant, but they feel so good don’t they. Hasta Mañana