With it being so close to Halloween and no costume party to go to, I’m going to go out on a limb here and talk out something that will totally make me look like the biggest crackpot out there and make me ineligible to run for any sort of office. Luckily I have no desire to run for any type of office. Tonight’s post will be about conspiracy theories. I want to talk about the ones involving Princess Diana.
I loved Diana and to this day every time I see a photo of her I wished to God that she was still alive. When I was a child I remember watching her fairytale wedding to the uncharismatic Prince Charles, heir to the throne. I would see her in the tabloids and on the news and like everyone else, I felt like I knew her. I also remember her brutal death in a Paris tunnel in 1997, which was such a bad year that I can’t even express it. I remember her saying that she knew she would never be queen and unfortunately she was right. From what the mainstream media would have us believe, Diana died in a car crash along with her Egyptian boyfriend and French chauffeur. It’s the most believable scenario but it’s way to boring so let’s spice it up a bit. There are way too many to cover her so these are just a few. Let’s start with the 1st theory.
One scenario states that the Mercedes they were in was tampered with so the the brakes would lock up or the steering column would freeze with one push of a button. Supposedly it was all orchestrated by Prince Philip, the queen’s husband. Most theories have the queen pushing the button herself in some remote castle. If you believe this you will also believe that the royals wanted Diana out of the way because she was engaged to Dodi al-Fayed, an Egyptian Muslim and carrying his child. I saw pictures shortly before she died and she did indeed look pregnant. I remember her saying she was going to make an announcement that would shock everybody but, strangely enough, she died before that ever happened. I wonder if she was going to announce her pregnancy or an engagement? Well, to have a Muslim as stepfather to the heir to the throne is totally unacceptable to the royal family. Since the queen always comes off like an ice cube I’m sure that’s just one of the things that are unacceptable. The thought of the heir to the throne being influenced by a Muslim stepfather must have really set her off but enough for her to go into a murderous rage? According to someone who first arrived on the scene, Diana was alive and coherent asking for Dodi who had already died. She would have made it too if the ambulance would not have taken an hour to get there, passing up 4 hospitals on the way. Looks like they took their time. If this had been one of the blood royals I guarantee that somebody would have been on the scene pronto. Since Diana had been a thorn in their royal side from day 1, they eliminated her when it became clear she posed a risk to the throne. She had already outlived her usefulness to them – providing an heir and a spare. No doubt there are way too many things that are being covered up that we will never know. One thing that gives credibility the pregnancy rumor is that they partial embalmed her before an autopsy, which is illegal. To me this theory definitely is believable, though I really can’t imagine the Qeen Elizabeth sitting back like Batman in a cave with a remote control and surveillance, but then again truth is stanger than fiction.
On a way more sinister note, Theory #2 says Diana was a satanic sacrifice. I did not make this up, just reporting the facts. Diana was descended from the royal Stuart line, who came from the Merovingian bloodline, a French ruling dynasty. Legend has it that the Merovingians are direct descendents of Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene. This would mean Diana and her sons have divine blood, which is why the Windsors wanted her in the first place. All true European royalty supposedly comes from the Merovingian bloodline which makes the current royal family imposters and they know this. Personally I don’t believe Jesus had children but this theory is built on that fact. According to this line of reasoning, if you have control Diana, you control the world. Who would want to control the world? The New World Order of course. After the divorce from Prince Charles the powers that be picked out a new husband for her. Bill Clinton was chosen in the hopes of putting her in the White House as First Lady. Hillary was to be unceremoniously dumped or murdered. Well, Di refused to marry him, can’t say I blame her, and chose instead to marry Dodi instead. The powers that be were having none of that. So she was sacrificed. “Crucified” is probably more appropriate. The fact that she died in the Pont de L’Alma was no accident. It was a portal leading to Heaven and used to be a sacrificial site. She was crucified to make a new religion. If you didn’t know, to this day people still worship the Cult of Diana, praying to her for miracles. Part of this theory is that the NWO will control this new religion through William and Harry. Like I said, anything can happen but I don’t see any religion coming to the forefront with Diana as their messiah, at least not yet. Though the princes definitely loved their mom, I think William and Harry have bigger fish to fry. This theory is totally unfounded but then again, the craziness of it makes it unbelievable and covers the culprits.
The last one I will touch on in this post is my favorite because I secretly wish it were true. Supposedly the Princess was so tired of the press intruding upon her life and hunting her down like a dog, that she used all the resources available to her through the Fayeds to stage her own death. According to this unlikely theory, she and Dodi were dropped off before the stage crash to start new lives on an island somewhere near the middle east where she has contact with her sons through satellite video conferencing. I, for one, don’t believe for a minute that she would leave her children or miss out on their whole lives. You couldn’t drag me away from my kids and I seriously doubt Diana would either. People who buy into this theory say that lookalikes were used in the crash. Who on earth would volunteer for such a mission? Though I would like to believe she is still alive, this theory seems less likely than the previous one.
Unfortunately, we will never know the specifics of what really happened on that August night in Paris many years ago. From what I have read, theories on the British Royal family range from the Windsors being a reptilian life form ruling the earth from the ground to Prince William being the Antichrist. All I can say is that one never knows. There is just some information that we will never be privy to. I just keep an open mind. That’s all I can say about that. After unloading my thoughts into this blog, I will take a much needed break until the night. Thinkin’s hard 
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