Don’t you hate it when everything you try to do turns out wrong? Waking up with a headache is never a good start. I am not repeat, not, in a good mood today. My sleep-deprived self made a special trip to the post office on my bike this afternoon and the bitches were closed. Can you imagine? My son decided he would rather play video games than deliver his shoppers. His laziness makes me sick. I am really disgusted. Not to mention, I just ate mold. Now I think I’m really gonna be sick. I thought I was eating toast for supper then when I went to put the loaf up, I noticed mold on the bottom. I’m not sure mold is fatal but if you don’t hear from me again, you’ll know I didn’t make it. Toast could be my undoing.
Okay, back to the post office. The Germans apparently think it’s okay to close something as important as the post office on a whim. In America you cannot get away with closing it no matter what. Who cares if someone has the sniffles. Shake it off wimps. It is integral to my business that the mail runs REGULARLY. I need to write to the powers that be and report them. Certainly there are laws against closing the post office. I’m looking into it.
To expand on my parental discontent, my son just decided not to do his job delivering papers.What if I just decided not to do my duties as a mom. He would be in pretty bad shape. I am at the end of my rope with his sorry ass. For the life of me, I cannot understand how anyone can be so damn lazy. If there was a boot camp available here I would have signed him up yesterday. If I were still in The States, I would put him on Dr Phil. Too bad Maury doesn’t do those shows with the boot camp guy anymore like he did 15 years ago. I laughed at the time. Never in my wildest dreams did I think I would need it. Somewhere along the way I dropped the ball on my son. It was not my intention. I had the very best of them. If anyone anywhere has any suggestions, with the exclusion of Madonna, I would love to hear it. Watch her kids turn out paragons of virtue.
At the end of the day, eating mold is probably the least of my worries but, still, I didn’t plan on having it for supper. It really left a bad taste in my mouth. Well, I’m off to wash my mouth out with Listerine. I’ll be back around – hopefully.
Poor thing, you are having a bad day ain’t ya girl. Did you say you ate mold, Shea? I don’t mind eating it every now and then when it’s on purpose, like blue cheese. Hell, we eat mold on our bread all the time (not on purpose) and it hasn’t killed us yet. I imagine it is making my immune system stronger everyday. Speaking of bread, are you on some weird bread diet I have never heard of? A slice for lunch, a slice for dinner…breakfast too? One can not live on bread alone. No wonder you are getting headaches, you need to eat some real food! And I do have one suggestion concerning Drake: take away his video game until he takes care of his responsibilities. Hope you are feeling better now. ((((((HUGS))))))
I am not on any type of diet and it shows. I ate the green mold on toast. I had already eaten 4 slices when I went to put it away and saw there was mold growing on it. I only eat toast when I am too lazy to make a meal. Last Saturday I fed my family toast for lunch. A girl needs a break every now and them. Don’t tell me in Cindy’s World there is no toast, only gourmet meals
Well good. For a while there it sounded like you just ate toast. And no, I haven’t eaten toast in a long time.